I'm special

[doplegager]

There are approximately 6.6 billion people in the world.
Approximately 49% of people are males- 3,234,000,000 people.
Approximately 25% of males have herpes- 808,500,000 people.
Approximately .3% of males can autofellatiate- 2,425,500 people.
World-wide, there are about 2.4 million men with herpes who can autofellatiate.

I can't find any numbers on how

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[flyingdrake]

and of all those men you would be the only to publicly post about this online.

....sometimes i wonder about you.

[doplegager]

What can I say? I'm a member of an elite group, limited to 2,525 men in the entire world. That's something to be proud of, isn't it? I am a unique snowflake.

[doplegager]

The original test was inconclusive- I waited too long and the sores had begun to go into dormancy- and I've been out of town or otherwise incapable of being tested during every outbreak since (a whopping three of them in four years). Every standard STD blood test since then has come back clean, but that's no garuntee against a dormant virus.

For most practical purposes, even if I do have herpes, it hardly seems to count. It will, though, make an excellent chapter in my autobiography.

[sephirot]

LOLz...ooooh no I can't read this without saying _something_

(sorry, I'm bold and I clicked on your journal from a comment in deusdiabolus's journal.... and this was what I found - that'll teach me to click on strangers' journals)

so, you can auto-fellatiate though? heh - rhetorical question really.
useful skill, and a very amusing post.
~peace~

[doplegager]

It's one of those skills that, like most contortionism, is easier to pull off when you're younger. I'm only in my early twenties, but I doubt I could pull it off- haven't really done it since I was 17.

Some things are just funner to get help with, and really, autofellatio is more of a pain in the neck than anything else.