I flew back from SDCC on Monday, arriving in Wichita via plane around midnight. SDCC was, as always, an interesting experience. There were good things that happened and bad things that happened. On second thought, scratch that. Almost everything that happened was good ( Read more... )

Oof. We meet again, mr. LJ. There's a certain amount of discipline required in maintaining a blog. I think it's fair to say that discipline has not been the strong suit of my past few years, albeit with good reason.

So it's looking like I won't have the miniportfolios for comic-con like I was wanting. I'll have to settle for revising my website ( Read more... )

All right. Dante is in a three way tie with Charles Manson and Stephen Hawking for describing me, followed shortly by Hugh Hefner. I think that this is an interesting commentary on my personality...
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Click this link: http://visualsnow.com/examples/pictures/index_files/page1-1000-full.html

Seriously.  Click it.

That's what the world looks like to me.  Except my snow dances and makes shapes.  My vision has always been like that.  I just assumed that everyone saw the snow.  Didn't start really thinking about it until the past week.

What do you know?  The quality of the vodka does make a difference.  Same 80 proof stock as the first bottle, but thrice distilled and with a few less years to it's name.  The vodka is almost as smooth as Sprite or Sierra Mist.  A little cough, and a grin to mask a reflex grimace, and I can almost chug the stuff.  I think that I'm still more fond ( Read more... )

My father was afraid ( Read more... )

Forgive me for my failures ( Read more... )

So, the other day I watched one of the most genuinely patriotic movies ever made- Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

Today, I'm watching one of the most genuinely romantic movies ever made- Harold and Maude.

Because writing poetry a required in my Creative Writing class:

I've bought a bottle
of spiced rum.  It's dense
and black, exquisitely flavored.
Looking into it,
I can't see the bottom.

Passing the bottle from hand
to hand.  It's full
and inviting.

Her name is Blair.  Her name is Eiman.
Her name is Clarkson.  Her name is Rausch.

I start with a cautious sip.
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There are approximately 6.6 billion people in the world.
Approximately 49% of people are males- 3,234,000,000 people.
Approximately 25% of males have herpes- 808,500,000 people.
Approximately .3% of males can autofellatiate- 2,425,500 people.
World-wide, there are about 2.4 million men with herpes who can autofellatiate.

I can't find any numbers on how ( Read more... )