Fan Letter: Persuasive Essay for English

[dopplegl]

So, I was talking to my teacher about our persuasive essay yesterday and she mentioned crazy fan letters. So I asked if I could do a fan letter as an essay. And she said yes because that's pretty much what fan letters are.

On that note, I present you with a fan letter to Jake Gyllenhaal.

Warnings: Abuse of italics, and crazy valley girl talk.

Comments

[emil_icious]

LMAO!

[miraielle]

BWAH!!! Caleb, seriously? Wow. hilarious.

do you want editing? Cos there're some wee typos and such, and... oh, also, HEE at Shelly Pomeroy.

Lots and lots of HEE and everything, really.

[dopplegl]

Oh! yes! if you notice anything, please point it out.

[miraielle]

Okay. Off for dinner now, but I shall later this evening. *blows kisses*

[brahmasun]

It scares me how well you nailed the PSYCHO valley girl persona...Seriously though, creepiest thing I have ever read, period. Well done!

[bakbakbecky]

well, we all know that behind that tall manly exterior, there is a blithering/psycho valley girl inside clawing her way out...

[oneechan19]

So. Much. Love. :D

[shati]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.