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[doratheauror]

THERE IS A LOT OF SHIT I CAN TAKE FROM MY WEREWOLF HUSBAND, BUT SINCE I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY HE WAS SHAGGING MY MUM SILLY, TEDDY AND I HAVE LEFT HIS SORRY (OLD, POOR AND "DANGEROUS") WHOREISH ARSE AND ARE NOW LIVING AT THE EMO-WEED PLANTATION HOUSE WITH MY COUSIN, SIRIUS, AND A HOST OF OTHER PEOPLE

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[harryfcknpotter]

<----- LIVES ALONE WITH GINNY AND CHILDREN
<----- OWNS A FUCKING MANSION WITHOUT ORGIES AND EMOWEED THANKS TO UNFORTUNATE LOVING WIFE

BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT I DON'T WANT YOU THERE, YOU'RE LIABLE TO STEAL MY WAND AND THEN WE'LL BE ATTACKED BY EX-DEATH EATERS AND WHO'LL BE LAUGHING THEN? NO ONE. BECAUSE WE'LL ALL BE DEAD.

[doratheauror]

I STOLE YOUR WAND SO YOU'D STOP CRUCIO'ING YOUR MOTHER, REMUS, YOUR WIFE, MY CHILD, AND GEORGE.

I FIGURED YOU COULD TALK TO GINNY, BUT IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR WAND YOU COULDN'T IMPERIUS HER. AND I WAS RIGHT NOW, WASN'T I?

BESIDES, I'M STAYING WITH SIRIUS, WHO IS MY COUSIN. HE WAS YOUR GODFATHER BUT HE NEVER LET *YOU* STAY WITH HIM. SO I'M ALL RIGHT, THX.

PLUS, GINNY WOULD SO LET ME STAY WITH YOU, SO YOU ARE OVERRULED.

[harryfcknpotter]

WHATEVER YOU WHORE, YOU'RE THE ONE DIVORCING YOUR HUSBAND AFTER ALL THE TIMES *YOU* CHEATED ON HIM

EXCUSE ME BUT SIRIUS INVITED ME TO LIVE WITH HIM A LONG TIME AGO BUT THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES, LIKE - THE DEMENTORS WANTED HIM, AND STUFF. AND YOU KNOW HOW I HATE DEMENTORS.

IDK ANYMORE TONKS YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES ME EMO THESE DAYS. I ONLY CRY ON RON'S SHOULDERS BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN BE CLOSE TO HIM.

[doratheauror]

*I* MAKE YOU EMO? I AM ALWAYS TALKING YOU OUT OF RUINING YOUR OWN LIFE!

AND I NEVER CHEATED ON REMUS. I HAD SEX WITH OTHER MEN LOTS *BEFORE* WE GOT MARRIED BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, I'M HOT.

I NEVER HAD SEX WITH ONE OF REMUS'S PARENTS.

[hesanobleprat]

I HAVE A BIG HAT.

[doratheauror]

OH DEAR LORD. REMUS WHAT IS THIS MEANT TO *MEAN*?

[hesanobleprat]

*WEEPS*

THAT I LOVE YOU.