LOOK, I GOT A KISS FROM MY GODSON, CHUCK BASS POTTER!!!!


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WELL, I'VE COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY. MAD-EYE FORCED ME OFF ON ACCOUNT OF THE EXTREME FUCKERY OF MY MUM. AND NOW I'M HOME WEEPING INTO MY BOURBON LIKE I'M CHO OR SOMETHING [DON'T REMIND ME THAT HRY CALLED ME CHO SR. YESTERDAY, DON'T REMIND ME. I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF YESTERDAY, WHEN THINGS GOT BETTER AND I ALMOST REMARRIED MY PRAT OF A ( Read more... )

I AM SO PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM A COUSIN, AGAIN.


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THERE IS A LOT OF SHIT I CAN TAKE FROM MY WEREWOLF HUSBAND, BUT SINCE I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY HE WAS SHAGGING MY MUM SILLY, TEDDY AND I HAVE LEFT HIS SORRY (OLD, POOR AND "DANGEROUS") WHOREISH ARSE AND ARE NOW LIVING AT THE EMO-WEED PLANTATION HOUSE WITH MY COUSIN, SIRIUS, AND A HOST OF OTHER PEOPLE ( Read more... )

WOTCHER, BITCHEZ.

I AM ON AIM NOW. XDORATHEAURORX.

SO YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB, IF YOU'RE INTO GETTING RUBBED.

IF YOU WANT TO KISS THE SKY, YOU'D BETTER LEARN HOW TO KNEEL.

BECAUSE I AM NYMPHA-FUCKING-DORA TONKS. I KICK IT OLD SCHOOL HUFFLEPUFF, THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE PLAYED.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON? OR MY NOBLE PRAT OF A HUSBAND? THEY SEEM TO HAVE GONE MISSING.

LUNA SUSPECTS NARGLES.

WHAT THE FUCK'S A NARGLE IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.