ON YOUR KNEES, BOY.

[doratheauror]

IF YOU WANT TO KISS THE SKY, YOU'D BETTER LEARN HOW TO KNEEL.

BECAUSE I AM NYMPHA-FUCKING-DORA TONKS. I KICK IT OLD SCHOOL HUFFLEPUFF, THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE PLAYED.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON? OR MY NOBLE PRAT OF A HUSBAND? THEY SEEM TO HAVE GONE MISSING.

LUNA SUSPECTS NARGLES.

WHAT THE FUCK'S A NARGLE IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

Comments

[sxcpotionmaster]

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOUR SON WAS WHEN HE WAS HANGING OFF MY ARM IN THE FORM OF A HANDBAG.
QUITE USEFUL, REALLY.

/SNAPE
OMFG BEST FREAKING LAYOUT EVER!
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

[doratheauror]

/TONKS

SENT YOU A MSG, BB.

[doratheauror]

HE'S NOT QUITE THAT ADVANCED.
NOW IF YOU TURNED HIM INTO A HANDBAG, THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY...

YOU DO REMEMBER MY JOB IS TO CATCH EVIL WIZARDS?

/TONKS

SOMETHING IS SRSLY FUCKED UP WITH MY KEYBOARD.

[sxcpotionmaster]

I MAY HAVE MUTTERED SOME CURSES IN HIS DIRECTION JUST TO SEE IF HE WAS PREPARED, BUT THEY MAY HAVE MISSED, IDK IDK.

/SNAPE
LULZ MY KEYBOARD IS ALWAYS SCREWED UP, I HAVE TO PRESS SO HARD TO TYPE

[hesanobleprat]

MY BEAUTIFUL DORA, I AM RIGHT HERE.

[doratheauror]

I WANNA KISS YOU ON BOTH YO CHEEKS.

[hesanobleprat]

I OFFER ALL MY CHEEKS FOR KISSING. ILU AND YOUR PINK HAIR.

[doratheauror]

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SNAPE HAS TURNED TEDDY INTO A HANDBAG?

I TOLD HIM YOU'D EAT HIM COME THE FULL MOON. NINE DAYS NOW.