so michael jackson died. so much for living out my childhood dream of marrying him and living in a pyramid made of solid gold with a laser beam on top that would shoot any intruders that would try to steal my bricks. because they would be made of solid gold. i would cry probably except i'm on too many antidepressants and i haven't cried in 8 months ( Read more... )

RIP white 1991 acura integra LS 3 door hatchback.

which one of you clever fucks changed my email password to "dillhole ( Read more... )

sunday night i almost died. but i lived instead! due to my amazing driving skills. bonussss ( Read more... )

the other day me and darren drove all the way to maine. we stayed for like an hour and a half during which we tried to find the ocean the whole time because darren has never seen the ocean before. i thought to myself how hard can it be to find the fucking ocean when you are in portland maine and practically on the ocean. the answer is of course an ( Read more... )

i'm thirty days clean today ( Read more... )

here's an update on what i've been doing in the last nine months in the form of one long run on sentence ( Read more... )

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you know what really grinds my gears. when you ask your dad what happened to the case for spaceballs on vhs and he tells you casually that he think it may have gotten tossed because dude that shit was signed by fuckin rick moranis and shit fuck. idiots!

i am trying to win these sweet rims.

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i will never beat final fantasy I.