My printer hates me and only prints out the pages it feels like and not the ones I want.

Its so upsetting I may cry.

Pure class (and clear evidence some people have too much time on their hands and evil evil thoughts...)

Brokeback to the Future

Please join me in observing a moment of silence.

My Krispy Kreme donuts are no more. All gone.

But they sure were goooooooooood :D

An Australian, an Irishman and a Merthyr man are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar,and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a ( Read more... )

1. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone ( Read more... )

They are playing Wolverhampton on Feb 22 - anyone else interested in going? If so can you let me know pronto to get tickets etc

Ta muchly. Very very very knicker-wettingly excited now they announced Breed 77 in support.

Find out!

The seventh series of West Wing will be the last ( Read more... )

I finally caved and rang Dominos last night. Its all evil pixie lady's fault. I had got over my obsession but then she mentioned the dreaded p word. Several times ( Read more... )

A slow start to today after an evening of glass breaking, empty pubs, glowsticks, ice cubes, showing up poi boys, killing in the name of twice and setting the dancefloor alight.

Tonight? similar chances of fun and devastation, different location. See you at Bogiez. Bring your dancing shoes.....