Wish I were drinking a beer with you on the steps and distracting you with fic ideas that will never happen #ikergetsdominatedbycristiano #xabiandsteviehavetopretendtobeloverstodistractthemedia #tagsthatwouldneverfitinatweet
jfksdl hahahahahahah I never want to say that any idea will never happen, though I have to say that in order for iker to permit himself to be dominated by cris he miiiight just have to be drugged and/or dead. SO IT COULD STILL HAPPEN. #ikerhasadisturbingsexdreamaboutcris #andsubsequentlyfireshim
ugh beer on steps is such an underrated luxury. I love my hood because that's all any of us ever do, sit out there and drink and smile dopily at each other.
why thank you! ahah well uh, i cannot lie to you: the beaded bracelet is from forever21, as is so much of my jewelry. and the leather strappy thing is this la mer watch which i am tragically, fanatically obsessed with.
2. I giggled my way through Cris's inbox, but what really got me is that Mesut and Marcelo are just Intern 1 and Intern 2.
3. My Seychelles came! Actually they came last weekend, after a long few days of me playing the Refresh Fed-Ex's Website Every Five Minutes, All Day Long game and they are beeeaaautiful. And the first time I wore them out was to my cousin's grad party, to which the graduate in question was wearing a romper. Glorious.
b. then you do, say, two coats of your bottom color (for me, this baby.)
c. wait FOREVER for it to dry. srsly like 20 minutes to half an hour. take a walk, listen to a podcast, watch an episode of parks and rec etc. otherwise you will fuck it up when....
d. you take a little tiny corner of sponge (I KNOW) (BUT THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I SPEND MY TIME), brush your top color (this one hurr) over it, and then pat it over the top 2/3 of your nail. like you are 6 years old and sponge-painting! it's fun! you get nail polish all over your fingers but you can take it off with a q-tip dipped in polish remover. or just leave it, whatever, i'm not the nails police.
e. then coat the very tip of your nail in another layer of the top color, to increase the Ombre Effect.
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ugh beer on steps is such an underrated luxury. I love my hood because that's all any of us ever do, sit out there and drink and smile dopily at each other.
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2. I giggled my way through Cris's inbox, but what really got me is that Mesut and Marcelo are just Intern 1 and Intern 2.
3. My Seychelles came! Actually they came last weekend, after a long few days of me playing the Refresh Fed-Ex's Website Every Five Minutes, All Day Long game and they are beeeaaautiful. And the first time I wore them out was to my cousin's grad party, to which the graduate in question was wearing a romper. Glorious.
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a. base coat, whatever, OPI, you know the drill.
b. then you do, say, two coats of your bottom color (for me, this baby.)
c. wait FOREVER for it to dry. srsly like 20 minutes to half an hour. take a walk, listen to a podcast, watch an episode of parks and rec etc. otherwise you will fuck it up when....
d. you take a little tiny corner of sponge (I KNOW) (BUT THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I SPEND MY TIME), brush your top color (this one hurr) over it, and then pat it over the top 2/3 of your nail. like you are 6 years old and sponge-painting! it's fun! you get nail polish all over your fingers but you can take it off with a q-tip dipped in polish remover. or just leave it, whatever, i'm not the nails police.
e. then coat the very tip of your nail in another layer of the top color, to increase the Ombre Effect.
f. quick dry for lazy peoplef. PROFIT ( ... )
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