I could never do judo. You could wrap your legs around the other persons head and get your crotch right in their face. That's just icky.

I am Don Quioxte and I feel quixotic! haha I don't even know what quixotic means. I bet it means I'm psycho or something like that ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that I had reallly long hair, or someone had reallly long hair. I also dreamt that this girl Payton from the gym who was in level 2(even though she should have been in level 1) became a level 10 in one year and was coached by her mom.

You know what I really love? Shamrock shakes! I remember driving around the tri-cities area last March looking for a McDonalds that hadn't run out of them yet. My friend Tim has never had one. He's so deprived. You know what else I love? Caramel delights and Thin Mints. My stomach still hurts=( Everyone pray that I don't throw up at my ( Read more... )

I lovvvvvvvvvvvvve She Will be Loved by Maroon 5 ( Read more... )

I want a big ass olympics book.

I lovvvvvvve this song. I deamnd everyone download it and listen to it over and over and over. The typos are not my fault, I'm cuttin n pasting ( Read more... )

Limey decided we should name the monster/alien/thing in my stomach and we decided on Tony. Tony better go the fuck away before Friday. I'd hate to have to call ghost busters.

I just went to the Giant to get some ginger ale and soup becuase there's a monster in my stomach. At the check out they had this generic enquirer and on the front cover it said "NASA Rover discovers Eskimo family on Mars. So Aisha is right! We are not alone! The photo was great. I should have bought it and scanned it for everyone ( Read more... )

I hate the word debacle. It should be spelled debockle. If it was spelled my way I might not hate it so much. It's like awry, what the hell kind of spelling is that. I like the word behooves and hitherto and henceforth ( Read more... )