I didn't go to work today. I didn't call in. Well, I did, but I never spoke to anyone worth talking to. The guy who picked up was some complete dick who left me on the line for 10 minutes while he shuffled papers. So I hung up, and didn't go in ( Read more... )

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It's 11AM, do you know what your plans are?

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How to make a Adolph Hitler
Ingredients:

1 part pride

3 parts courage

3 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring

Personality cocktail
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"Hey, Bush, where are the poor, did you ship them all off to war?" - JEREMIAH JENKINS; interrupted Bush during his inaugural address

How kickass is that?

Oh, and Mikey Powell resigned as chairman of the FCC. Chalk one up for Howard Stern.

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SURVEY - OH YEAH

FIRST

First self bought cd: Weird Al, prob his Greatest Hits Vol. 1
First funeral: My cousin Jason's
First credit card: N/A
First crush: Jess Arlotta, I think...

LASTLast cigarette: Last night at around 10ish, it was a joint, a hand rolled AJ production ( Read more... )

and he was all offended,because he was joking.

And I was offended, because it was a baby.
Classic