Comments | dorsal__fins: My will.

dorsal__fins

My will.

Oct 13, 2005 13:16

I have decided, I am writing a will. After much consideration, and being infected with cooties (Zetsu you bastard D:) I've decided it's only fair if I dispose of this cootie contaminated body ;__ ( Read more... )

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taikouhana October 13 2005, 20:36:03 UTC

Kisame... There. Is. No. Such. Thing. As. Cooties.

_artist_yeah October 13 2005, 21:01:11 UTC

First I have to argee with Sakura on this one yeah. There is no such thing as Cooties! Zetsu is just messing with you uhn! Secondly.... I. Do. Not. Cross-dress uhn! Who the hell told you that?

dorsal__fins October 13 2005, 21:59:50 UTC

Zetsu was not "messing" with me.

He was shoving HER tampons in my mouth! *points drastically at Sakura*

Sasori told me. And he has pictures.

_artist_yeah October 13 2005, 22:35:44 UTC

.... I do believe I'm one of the saner people in this house uhn...

Now if you will excuse me I need to go find Sasori yeah.

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omg_itachi October 13 2005, 21:04:53 UTC

...Thanks for the apron. But I kinda wanted the nail polish. Can I have both?

OMG LET ME DIE WITH YOU, THE COOTIES ARE EVERYWHERE!!! *screamscreamscream* *runs off to manly land*

dorsal__fins October 13 2005, 21:57:39 UTC

Blue or purple?

I HEARD THAT HEAVEN IS THE GREAT BIG MALE ORGY IN THE SKY!

omg_itachi October 13 2005, 22:34:10 UTC

*dissapointed* You don't have black?

Fine. I'll take purple.

*jumps in glass elevator* HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

sugarbunbuns October 13 2005, 21:05:40 UTC

I get the paper the will is written on? atleast kiba gave me the dildo's even though they were already mine...

And I thought we talked about this, there are no thing like cooties - only evil rodents...

dorsal__fins October 13 2005, 21:24:16 UTC

Oops. Yeah I fixed that. You get the sword fish :D

sugarbunbuns October 13 2005, 21:29:01 UTC

Sword fish? *perks up*
You know that almost sounds interesting, but still Kisame there are no such things as cooties and you most definately should not kill yourself even if there was...

dorsal__fins October 13 2005, 21:56:17 UTC

YOU WOULD WANT TO KILL YOURSELF TOO IF YOU HAD 20 DIRTY TAMPONS SHOVED INTO YOUR MOUTH!! DDD8

*stabs zetsu*

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scorpian_vanity October 14 2005, 01:45:10 UTC

Thanks for the black mail images. You shall be missed. You'll never be able to find em! Bwahahahah!

dorsal__fins October 16 2005, 02:44:17 UTC

no problem...
....i think >__>

lazy_shadows October 14 2005, 07:00:48 UTC

I hate you. Children are the devil.

dorsal__fins October 16 2005, 02:22:36 UTC

Trust me. They're wonderful children...

*slowly sneaks away from groups of children swinging on chandeliers* >__>