So there was this guy and he walked into a bar and was all like "Ouch D ( Read more... )

OMFG MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥

MAY THE FISH BE WITH YOU!

I got a brand new fish :D Dunno how it got there. I'm naming him Marty. For no reason at all :D ♥

Heeeeeeere Marty Marty Marty Marty Marty ♥

Marty: *glub*

HE LIKES ME ;___; ♥♥

-Kisame

Beach. I love the beach.

Torturing the swimmers.

Playing with the fish.

Enjoying the cool rush of water up my swim shorts

Truely love on earth ♥ :D

-Kisame

WELL OKAY!!

I've got a bloindfr fold onmy face. So I honestly hace no clue whar I'm tuiping.

Ummm./...I'm really very thuisty.....does anybody have any water?? D:

My cookuies never did turn out the way that i wnted them tio *sadness*

I blew up the kitchen before they had a chanve to finish burning ;__;

-Kiames

La dee da. Nothing to say, really.

I found out that if I scrunch my face up real tight and open my eyes real wide and try to smile I look a bit like that evil thing from that show about the people who find out something evil.

But on a lighter note, I'm going to try my hand at baking again :D lets just hope my cooking doesn't mutilate and ( Read more... )

Well I died tonight.

Kank gave me some of his magical mystical wonderful cootie shots. And I died. But good old Chiyo tried to kiss me and I revived! :o It was a miracle beyond all else.

Not too long after Kankuro's doll tried to rape me he's a horny one, that on a chandelier ( Read more... )

I have decided, I am writing a will. After much consideration, and being infected with cooties (Zetsu you bastard D:) I've decided it's only fair if I dispose of this cootie contaminated body ;__ ( Read more... )

Okay ( Read more... )

I didn't die ( Read more... )

Okay so Itachi-san saw me reenacting Jaws in my inflatible pool. I didn't even know he was there D: I really need to get a new pair of water goggles. I can't see a damn thing out of them ( Read more... )