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[dorsal__fins]

Hmmm. Well. Work was....nice.

For work.

But this stupid hell-child kept tapping on the goldfish tank. The poor things were petrified! They needed immediate help! So I ran up to the kid...

...and I bit him.

I think he started crying. I ignored him.

-Kisame

Comments

[scorpian_vanity]

You never cease to amaze me

[dorsal__fins]

Tch. It wasn't my fault. He was asking for it!

[scorpian_vanity]

Of course he was *smiles charmingly*

[temichan]

((I love you.))

[dorsal__fins]

((omg I love you too! D: ♥))

[daddys_cosmos]

((I EFFING LOVE THE LAYOUT.))

[dorsal__fins]

((XD I got bored and started drawing some fish on my high tech Microsoft Paint o__o))

[ramenislove]

((LOVE THE LAYOUT HUNS. *SEX*))

You bit the kid? THAT'S AWESOME! I'm gonna do that to the little fuckers at my job.

[dorsal__fins]

((OMG *SEXES BACK*))

It's quite neat! You bite them and they stop instantly. All you need is earplugs for the next 30 minutes and you're good to go.

*sooths abused goldfish* There there, sweety.

[omg_itachi]

Kisame, don't bite the kids.

One angry mom somehow found out where you lived and came to our dorm. Although I enjoyed hailing her with miscellaneous objects in our room, her incessant shrieks were very annoying. I could not study.

[dorsal__fins]

Sorry, Itachi-san...

Hm. Hey! One of those 'miscellaneous objects' wouldn't happen to be Mr. Sharkie, would it? *searches frantically for stuffed shark*

[omg_itachi]

No, just dirty laundry and the dishes we haven't washed in weeks.

On your way home from work today, pick up some tupperware or something. All our eating untensils are lying in the hallway now and I don't feel like picking them up.

I was cuddling Mr. Sharkie last night cause I had nightmares. Mr. Sharkie was under my bed. He must've rolled under there when you were reenacting that one scene from 'Jaws'.

[dorsal__fins]

Alright. As they say, breaking dishes are easier then washing them. I'll just buy those cheapy plastic things. Now all we'll need to worry about is finding more space to put the garbage. Our neighbors apartment is running out of space.

Mr. Sharkie! *hugs* Yeah, I guess he could have rolled under when I was-- *stops*
You were WATCHING?! D: