-
Long time no post
WOW!!! I finally remembered my password. now I can check LJ again!
O.K., well I am off to bed to try and get over this cold/flu/ifeellikeshitbug -
(Untitled)
Ok, I kinda forgot to post last Sunday so I will give a double dose tonight ( Read more... ) -
Coming Soon!!
Coming Soon! A brand new way to brighten up your life! Starting Sunday September 11th, I will be providing amazing insight into the world and lives of morons. Please enjoy. -
what is wrong with me?
I awoke today at ten in the freakin morning! My alarm did not go off or anything, no I simply woke up on my own and sat there. Now I understand that such things happen but wait it gets better ( Read more... ) -
run into madness
i awoke this midmorning from a dream of wandering issues. I was at a hospital parking lot,very much like the one at my mothers work. I had to catch and beat a homeless guy for pulling parts off my car to sell. I could not seem to get him to understand that taking things that are not yours is bad and wrong. He simply did not care. I felt morality ( Read more... ) -
Pictures
If I knew how to put the pictures on the site I would after I made some go byebye.
I will ask all of you smart people to please tell me how to make magic pictures of drunken me stay on the web.
I also think I look like a slob in half of them, so those are a must see.
ok gotta go, bye -
(Untitled)
I got a puppy.
it's cute and fun.
It'won't stop shitting on my carpet.
It likes to pee at random times.
It likes women more than I do.
I remember now what it TRULY is to have kids.
only this new kid doesn't speak english.
I need booze.
I need sleep.
I need sex.
I need a dog sitter.
I think he just crapped outside all by himself!
I love my new puppy -
Memories of youth
I went with my peeps to Denny's last night and discovered that todays youth is uneducated and stupid. Yes there is a difference. The foolish bastards, drank too much and when their friend puked all over himself, the table, and one of the group they proceeded to wipe up the table(very poorly I might add), only to then sit in the stank-nasty booth ( Read more... ) -
The power of dreams
My love dreamed a dream of evil last night, this I know for she told me in many little ways, and with her voice by saying,"you know I had some bad dreams last night ( Read more... ) -
that was odd
I saw the strangest thing today, it was a young man practicing what he would say to the parents of his fiance when next he saw them. He was pacing back and forth talking to himself in the bathroom at work, and it was rather funny until I realized that the man was me.