seriously old men love me soooo much. asperger's syndrome? married with children? i am here for your approval!

my life is actually really normal and nice at the moment, but i have to laugh at these little side-plots. only way to stay sane. 

i like the low stations on my radio dial ( Read more... )

god is telling me to date creepers. he's saying, for every lovely man you can't have, there are two bald-headed english-smattering fools ripe for the pickin ( Read more... )

lucky girls, really. don't be insecure. what do i have to threaten you with? or are you just gloating? should my feelings be hurt? well, theoretically the answer to that one is always no. i don't really think your boyfriend is handsome. har har ( Read more... )

i finally get it now :)

...i'm a little slow.

today i found myself stalking my own memories. weird. 
i don't know how to describe what i'm feeling without sounding crazy. 
so... bottle it up?

curiosity killed liz, playing the meow game. 

it's beautiful but
secretly i wish i were
in colorado

it looked like hell's gate
i drove down down near irvine
couldn't stop crying

i ain't got no sleep
but i think we're friends again
so it was worth while

shes chomping at the bit
shes biting at her sheets at night
she cant sleep, she'd rather climb whales
if you know what i mean
well hahaha just kidding
but really, she's sick of the grind
she's not resigned to this fate
she's ready to roll
she screams gogogogogoooooo!!!

last week around this time was awesome.
hello 2010.
bring.
it.

it's about to be a whole new year
i think i'm a little sad to see 09 go.
so the plan for 2010...
- go jogging and do yoga on a regular schedule.
- eat healthier.
- stay sober!
- make more friends
- move
happy happy! :)

here's to the folks who never gets laid cuz they had one-too-many sexcapades, and here's to the girls who think they're in love or somethin cuz their so fucken horny that a poison apple looks like a freshly-baked muffin. here's to me going to hell because i read in a magazine the other day that the majority of couples split sometime between the ( Read more... )