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[dosemiser]

If Superman was born on Krypton and is an alien with as much to do with earth as suddenly crash-landing there, if he is therefore not a man, then why the hell does Kryptonite give him the powers of a normal human man? That's a completely arbitrary level of ability. He isn't a human who was graced with powers, he's an alien and those powers are his

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[thesnoogster]

clamminess???

[dosemiser]

What?

[book__of__lies]

you know i recently wondered that myself.

after seeing watchmen i've been in superhero limbo trying to figure out the fuzzy quirks.

[dosemiser]

How was it? And what other quirks have you pondered?

[paulytamale]

It's fucked up, dude.

Also: when Superman and Lois lane have sex does it count as bestiality?
I read an article about how, if they had sex, Superman would rip her apart and his ejaculate would shoot through her like a shotgun blast. Now all I think about is Superman having sex.

[dosemiser]

He could probably use kryptonite to his advantage in that situation. He wouldn't kill her when he came. Like krytonite condoms for krypton citizens engaging in inter-species sexual activity.