This is written on the wall right in front of me:

I 
                          HATE 
                       RACHAEL
                                we all
                    have a "Rachael"
                      that we hate in
                             our lives.

Some people never take the time to just look around at the little ( Read more... )

If Superman was born on Krypton and is an alien with as much to do with earth as suddenly crash-landing there, if he is therefore not a man, then why the hell does Kryptonite give him the powers of a normal human man? That's a completely arbitrary level of ability. He isn't a human who was graced with powers, he's an alien and those powers are his ( Read more... )

Jupiter hasn't even orbited the sun twice since I've been alive.

#1 Hit Jam ( Read more... )

Hey! Where's my unemployment check? You guys said on tuesday that you would send it "as soon as you could" and it's friday and STILL no check! What's up with that? Canada's looking pretty good right now, government.

I party like it's $19.99!

Mere several minutes of creating and becoming overwhelmingly frustrated with a new livejournal account, and already I'm being triumphantly greeted by the clowns I am now electronically submissive to: "You've only made 0 friends ( Read more... )