never thought i'd ever actually say this but my school pretty much kicks the living shit out of yours. no really. 2008 national championships? i hope so. come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!1

this is the hay on the camel's back.

Blogspot blows ( Read more... )

Everyone, direct your attention to my blogspot:

http://canshiba.blogspot.com/

Much better then this. Tanks ^_^

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I've made up my mind. I want to become famous so people write really bad fan-fiction about me.

I'm fucking sick of Gainesville. The most exciting part of my day was opening a tub of Lloyd's pulled pork barbecue mix bullshit and seeing that I had enough left to make two sandwiches. Oh god jesus, the elation I felt upon staring down into that gooey brown mass and coming to the realization that I could manage to get not one, but two fucking ( Read more... )

Looking at pictures of super fat naked women is soooo addicting. There's going to be a special on the Hallmark channel about me in a few years, you know, one of those bullshit hour long documentaries, a real tear jerker. "Join us and witness the lapse of a bright young woman into the paroxysms of lust, facilitated primarily through her unlimited ( Read more... )

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
The kind you'd find on someone that could save
If they don't put me away
It’ll be a miracle

Do you believe you're missing out?
That everything good is happening somewhere else?
But with nobody in your bed
The night's hard to get through

I've officially changed my favorite food from steel dipped in the blood of my enemies to the ribs from Andy's Ribs (on 13th about 5 minutes north of university, for future reference). Seriously. I've never before in my life been so appreciative and loving towards animals. Thank you, various cows and chickens and goats and shit, for dying humbly in ( Read more... )