Happy birthday, Hurricane Megan!!!!!!

I thought my new icon of Eric Cartman having a tea party was appropriate because you are nothing if not a tea-loving fool. :) And I lurve you.

Enjoy your day, lovely.

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO VEGAS?!

So here's a funny story for your Saturday afternoon, to be filed in the Why Sarah Shouldn't Drink Anymore archives. Greg and I decided yesterday that we wanted to get trizzity trashed last night on some melon margaritas. So he bought some Cuervo, triple sec, Midori melon liqueur, and sour mix, and we pretty much perfected the melon margaritas we ( Read more... )

This is the most faggoty ass New Age crap I've ever heard in my life ( Read more... )

MMM, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE PAINT FUMES ON AN EMPTY STOMACH ( Read more... )

Since I got home 20 minutes ago I did some dishes, threw a load of laundry in, and cleaned up a bit in here. Oh yes. Who rules ( Read more... )

Some notes:

* Greg and I have been together seven months today. Don't you love how I share this information with you guys every month? If I were any of you I'd find that a little barftastic but that's OK. It's in my nature to be barftastic.

* Read Jenn's blog. She's funny ( Read more... )

I finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix yesterday and now I AM BEREFT AND LONELY because it's all over until next year. Sure, I could reread the books, and I probably will at some point, but it's not the same! There are no more surprises for now. No new crazy fight scenes with badass spells, no new Weasley twins shenanigans, no new ( Read more... )

"Hahaha, I'm so bipolar."
--wild_magnoliaSo I'm having just about the best day of my life here. Seriously. There is nothing like a day off work. And I'm not talking about weekends. No, once in awhile you need a day where you're not working and you know everybody else is, mwahahahahaha. And it's even better when you took the day off for a reason (going to PICK ( Read more... )

I've felt like varying degrees of shit most of this week. It makes me think of the dementors in Harry Potter and how they suck out all your happy thoughts (and sometimes your soul, though that's a little extreme for the purpose of this metaphor, haha). I feel like the positivity's been sucked out of me. Either I'm falling apart because I'm ( Read more... )