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You would think with my voice completely gone, that this medium would be a rant fest--a place to supplement the silence of my big food trap. Fortunately/unfortunately, the Sudafed-doused delirium and throwing-star-swallowing-like pain juat won't allow for opinions to exit the skull right now. Maybe it's another antibody function: to keep stupid ( Read more... )

I found a few good rants in Myspace that I wrote almost 2 years ago. TWO YEARS! 730 days! Actually 731 because 2004 was a leap year and it was before February! Anycrap, in lieu of writing something original, I thought I'd put them here in a last-ditch effort to gather everything before the move. 'Cause who knows what will become of my thoughts then ( Read more... )

Has anyone else noticed the End Times fast approaching? There's already a Babel-fest in the East, and Mother Nature has turned into a giant dominatrix complete with Hurricane-gloves, wind whip and earthquake boots. I'm not a rumor spreader by any means, but word on the street is she is in possession of the Bombos, Ether and Quake medallions*.

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Too hot to handle, too cold to hold ( Read more... )

Today is Von Bobby Osh day, or as I just came up with, the Minivan Trapps. This should be fun and filled with food...and fun.

P.S. ...and food.

Hello, me! Here's another quasi-weekly update of Tim Daily! This week's entry: The Amazing (Yet Uncomfortable) and Unfathomable Neighborhood of the (Lucid) Slovenly Perpetual Supperers in 3-D

MP3s

First things first, I have this version of Robert Plant's Shine it All Around on my computer, and it ends with what I assume to be some French radio ( Read more... )

PRISMATIC
AN EPIC TALE
continued

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Here's another pretty good idea I stole from Elena. It would be alot easier if we were to just pick songs, but this makes it fun for the creator too. I tried to include enough to make them guessable. When you guess the song I'll underline it and put your name there so you can get your precious credit, tools ( Read more... )

PRISMATIC - continued

THE FLASHFRONT

August 2, 2007

(awesome solo fades in)

"Ladies and gentlemen--gentleman. There comes a time in the course of human history when we must realize the options laid before us. There are aliens. In fact, some 30,000 of their vessels are entering our atmosphere as we speak. Whether or not their intent is to ( Read more... )