I'm beginning to think that there is a correlation between a girl's happiness and the number of times the final letter is repeated in a word. Example:

I'm sooo happyyyyyyy todayyy!

A variation on this concept is the addition of another, previously unused/unseen letter to the word. Observe:

Do you knoe that he saidd he loveees meeeeee!?This is ( Read more... )

I thought that would be a rather catchy title. They can't all be masterpieces relating a change in lifestyle to stuffing one's face, you know ( Read more... )

I'm literally eating us out of house and home. There will be no more ACME trips, so the rest of the week is about consumption. That said, as we run out of food so I have to start getting creative. Last night at 11 PM, I had the last of the bread in a peanut butter sandwich (which, mind you, caused for a hell of a dry mouth morning) so a craving for ( Read more... )

11 x 2 = better than saccharine because it's real

I'm obsessed with What Goes On, the Beatles anomalies page. Who would think that a series of barely audible clicks and ramblings underneath Beatles recordings would be so fascinating...but I must confess I am a victim of their gravitation ( Read more... )

The moon had been shy all night long, and the vast Ohio farmland dipped in and out of blackness. Two hills stood symmetrically next to each other, the left occupied by a modest sized barn and house, the other bald save for a few sprouts of sage on the summit. A small paved road split the two knolls and went on forever in either direction. A ( Read more... )

...or woman, for that matter.

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
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One of the most depressiong things ever: when young people get married ( Read more... )

how Bailey stares at me at times like this... like, "what the hell is so important about that square that he's staring at?" If only he would ingest the information...

Psyched for 'Chains,

Timmy Tim Tim