I assume at some point I had a good reason to go to Grad school. I cannot remember it.

Let's have a reenactment of today's meeting with the bossman.

Me: 'Hello! I have done all you asked and more! Here are my results. They reinforce my intuition that I tried to explain to you last time we met. Unfortunately you ignored me then because I ( Read more... )

I made Rosa answer this about me. And now he's whining I forget step 7. (>.1. Reply and I'll write something about you ( Read more... )

I've been getting literally over 50 spam emails an hour lately.

I will tolerate them merely for the email subjects they think up.

Case in point: Boing... (the sound produced by a little pill)

For some reason I envision Viagra so potent it hops around on my desk like Mexican Jumping Beans.

For those of you who wish to be healed by my illustrious undead priest, Scabby, you may notice me using some strange terms in Party Chat. This Priest Dictionary will help you translate them and make you an invaluable member of my party.

add: This is short for 'additional monsters needed' and is used when the monster you are fighting is an easy ( Read more... )

For those who care, I got the H&K P2000. It is sexy and ominous. And now hidden away and locked so no one can take its innocence but me ( Read more... )

It's hot, it's cold. It's sunny, it's snowing. It's weather by fucking Sybil.

Blah, buying a handgun is turning into a hassle. Without going into detail, it took 4 separate trips to the store to throttle the information out of them that you do in fact have to be a resident of the state you are buying the handgun in. For some reason I could not locate this factoid online, but I tried, I swear. Even at the NRA site, where ( Read more... )

It's pretty fucked up to hear people say they are glad the pope is dead. Especially for the simple reason of not agreeing with his beliefs or religion. I am a misanthropic agnostic extraordinaire, but I refuse to celebrate a noble man's death. It's disgusting.

I've been thinking of getting a new toy, a handgun. Before you ask, no, not to wander the streets at night when I can't sleep and perform random acts of vigilante justice. Suffice it to say I am a practical person with no faith in humanity. Be thankful I haven't moved to Idaho and fortified a small house in the mountains ( Read more... )

For those who care, we did pretty good against some pretty good teams. After the initial seeding type rounds, we were 9th out of ~20. I don't really feel like explaining the scoring system, so when I spit out random numbers, nod and smile ( Read more... )