So, I was in Giant Eagle buying my 12 Nyquil for this evening, and happened upon a case of pure desperation.

Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

Is Coke so intellectually barren that they are picking flavors at random now?

In five years I will be drinking Diet Mocha Cherry Vanilla Pecan Horseradish Dr. Pepper.

For those of you who don't know, World of Warcraft takes up a good amount of my spare time ( Read more... )

My code for research is mysteriously taking forever to run. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and let my computer chug for a bit before stopping the run. In the meantime, I will babble on inanely ( Read more... )

Some people have accused me of road rage. Now, when I say someone has road rage, I'm thinking about the guy half hanging out their windows yelling and cursing. Handguns optional.

Heavy sighing or stoic teeth grinding does not constitute rage, per se.

However, I hate all life ( Read more... )

Holy hell, I am not taking this controls class. If the guy taught useful things or was at least organized, I would be ok. But the man is crazy and old and looks funny and writes randomly on all three sides of the class room.

Also, he is an ass.

Sooo I'm only gonna take one class this semester. Should be manageable. And look! It's actually ( Read more... )

So it's Sunday evening, a week before Christmas, and here I am in lab working. No one else is even in the building. I take that back, there's some asian guy in his office down the hall. But I'm pretty sure he sleeps under his desk, so I don't think he counts ( Read more... )

When I've saved up the money, I'll get a nice mail-order bride. I found a site boasting russian amputee brides. They're half off but work twice as hard.

I've been working 20 hour days since Monday, so you can't make fun of me for being weird!

You love it, anyways.

boobies may explode without warningM
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