Its just about foot ball season suckas. I have decided to preview every team in football for that ass. Every week I will give you a new division and bold predictions for that division. So sit back and grab some Smirnoff Jeff. It’s football time ( Read more... )

Is it just me or is hollywood out of ideas? I am not saying all these movies are bad but damn. Is there so little ideas out there that every movie nowadays was either a hit show from 1970 - 1989 or was a hit movie from the same time period (Starsky and Hutch, Dukes of Hazzard, Dallas, Bad News Bears) It won't be anytime before all the good ( Read more... )

What is it about handle bar mustaches on asian dudes that makes girls panties turn into a fucking creamery? I am thinking of growing my shit out. Maybe after that I will throw a bottle of beer at some people and start the Y.M.C.A ! Toodles ^#%&#%&$@@%^**$#

So I am sitting here at work scrathing my nuts bored out of my mind. I was thinking if I was a super hero who would I be. So I decided to write down who everyone was if they were a super hero. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Baseball fans are idiots. Take a look at these allstar standings. Stupidity ( Read more... )

Man, Cecil's on Mondays is the shit! All the elements that make for good times were upon us last night. We had punk rock midgets, cheap beer, lesbians that looked like dudes, people being offended by talks of gimpdom. You name it and it probably occurred last night. The only bad thing about last night is for some reason rolling rock gives me the

I am bored as shit at work, so I guess I'll do dem shits too ( Read more... )

No offense to all you jabs out there, but you suckas like to haggle. This fool Siyed will not take a "hell no nigga" for an answer. He's trying to tell me that I can shave a little more off the price of the house. Thats bullshit, I just want to slap this fools lips off his face and say " Get a cheaper house if you can't afford it, you stupid guy" I ( Read more... )

This is an epic story of a true American Hero. Our story takes place in a dangerous world of crime, gangbangs, drive by shootings and oragamy. Our story takes place in ......................KATY! There is a legend of a man who defied all evil doers with the dicking down of many a skeezer. It didn't matter if they were strickin with club foot, ( Read more... )