Yeah so i just bought this jacket
with my $500 check from Ford
i feel bad
but then again i don't
cuz it was $85
but whatev
it is sehr schoen

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-7223899490465_1907_1071822686

Yeah so i got sunburned on a cold and cloudy day. How the fuck does that happen?

Yeah so some jackass ran into the power pole right outside my work and knocked the power out. Supposedly he was sleeping at the whell. But come on. It was like 4:30 PM. Then i went outside to see what was up and the transformer blew up. O well. I got to leave early. I'm not complaining.

yeah. so i shaved my head. it's feels pretty gay.

yeah i did a fucking 1:05.35 in the 100 back. fuck yeah. that's a pb of all-time. nowi jsut need to break the record of 59 seconds.

yeah so im supposed to be studying right now, but i get distracted very easily. And so now im procrastinating by writing in this. Ahh A.P. why does there have to be so much shit in 11 chapters.

oh well
back to puttin stuff in my calculater

omg
icy hot + bruised ass = heaven

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merry christmas.

"everytime someone says happy holidays an angel gets AIDS" - Jon Stewart

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