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We can be heroes
Just for one Dave!
We can beat eggs
Just for one Dave!
I-I can remember
Starving by the stove
And the eggs cooked within the pan
And we ate as though gas couldn't pass
And the shame-was now in the bathroom
Oh we can eat eggs-forever and ever
Then we could eat heroes-just for one Dave. -
And another entry by Our Father in Christ(y Kane)
Good morrow kind friends ( Read more... ) -
An entry by Dave
It is always so great when I, Dave, get up in the morning and crave a freshly throttled turkey. I then put that whole turkey in the oven (with my Dave hands) feathers and all and then throw the half cooked turkey into the fires of Hades, so that Cerberus stops barking and keeping me up at all hours. Yes, this is the davely life of Darkly Dreaming ( Read more... ) -
Cuttin' and Struttin': Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul and Tom Tancredo in the Land of the Tic-Toc Men
Mike Huckabee, who prefers to be a Christian, was sitting at home one night when there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it!" said Huckabee. Realizing no one else was home, his cheeks filled with a prickly, hot shame ( Read more... ) -
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My sister gave birth this afternoon to a beautiful, healthy baby boy (8 lbs., 15 oz). For anyone unaware, my sister informed us that she was pregnant two weeks after my mom passed away. She was already nearly seven months in, and apparently it was only us men who had not realized what was up. The father was an inconsequential one-night stand, ( Read more... ) -
Much like birth, there's something beautiful about a death done right.
My mom passed away yesterday, a little before noon, after a long battle with brain cancer. She had spent the last two months confined to her bed, mostly unable to move or speak. It was heartbreaking to watch her go this way, and her inability to communicate made it very difficult for my dad and I to care for her. We owe a big debt of gratitude ( Read more... ) -
"Yes, I'm a bum..."
"... but I'm a Harvard bum." -- Simon (Joe Pesci), With Honors -
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Well hello there livejournal, I heard you could help me build a 'virtually' permanent monument to a present thought cluster. Let's see, the band I'm listening to is Freezepop (I guess that's something a human might say). It's very nice (said in Borat voice), kinda like getting a head massage from tiny spiders... that's actually too scary to think ( Read more... ) -
Football Grabber Octagon Lunch Pale
Dynamite motor core heavy cream. Jasmine french bread au bon platter ( Read more... )