Pain?

( Hmm... )

"What would you kill for?"

Vicodin!

Killing is usually a no-no in my field of work. Then again, so is...just about everything else I do, but Dr. Jack Kevorkian I am not.

Right now?

A Snapple Iced Tea and a bag of original Lays...

Who do you look up to more than anybody else? Everybody has a role model - take a few minutes to pay tribute to yours.My role model? Like the kind with all the idolizing, admiration, adoration and all those other spiffy ‘-ation’ words most commonly associated with celebrity stalkers ( Read more... )

Hypodermic darts...it could have been big, an Olympic sport even. Sadly, all hopes of that have been shot to hell since the game has been sent to a premature grave due to the evil, ever looming eyes of ‘Big Brother’. Although here at the hospital, Big Brother wears pumps, low-cut tops and goes by the name of Lisa Cuddy--but still, very much like ( Read more... )

Describe a dream that you've had. How did the dream make you feel?

Is this some dream analysis study? Most places of business subject their employees to urine tests... Oh well, I’ll play.

It all started when I was five; I wanted a dog...my dad was allergicI had a dream that, due to high levels of toxic mold growing in the walls, the hospital ( Read more... )