Yes, Dr. Ian = Portponky.

GET IT NOW.
SERIOUSLY.
Genius of the Restoration

P.s. wtf is this journal or something?

Tidying is a game of diminishing returns. It pays for itself, at the rate in which you find change. Any area is suitably tidy once you no longer expect to find more money by tidying it further. I have been tidying for £6.71 and 31 seconds, and I think I'll tidy for another £2 before this room is completely tidy.

Today I woke up with a belly pain that felt distinctly ovular. The logical conclusion is that I may have been impregnated by the beaksters and will soon lay some sort of laser-guarded egg which will hatch in to a beakéd robotic death contraption. It will have black eyes and like all beaksters will be granted the unnatural ability to fly and reign ( Read more... )

I was bored and my friends annoyed me so I started making a little piano playing game for all those of you with midi keyboards out there which is probably none of you.

Here's a screenshot or whatever.

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Dunno why.

( Tougher Than Stone )

I wrote a story.

( The Toughest Private Detective, Ever. )

Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!1

WTF?

It's the new year and finally a year that is a prime number.

New years resolutions are too difficult to decide on so I guess I will stick to the general ones like "try not to die", "eat from time to time", etc.

In a while bodythumper will be free. I BELIEVE.

Just to remind you all that Indiana Jones is a pirate. He lost an eye and had to wear an eyepatch.