dr_joan_leland

It's All Over Now, Baby Blue

dr_joan_leland Dec 01, 2009 17:42

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Interesting though it may have been, I don't ever want to do that again. Still, it seems to have worked. We've been monitoring Harvey around the clock, and haven't seen any sign of the Third Personality.

Therefore, we're tenatively giving Harvey a clean bill of health, with the understanding that he'll come in for periodic sessions, and also that ( Read more... )

better psychology through magic?, harvey dent

A Public Service Announcement

dr_joan_leland May 11, 2009 21:07

Since he won't turn himself in, this is the best option until he's captured.

Harvey Dent, a.k.a. Two-face, is responsible for the string of murders that have been dubbed the Lookalike Murders. While it had been previously assumed that the murderer was deliberately targetting those physically similar to Batman in order to send a message, it seems ( Read more... )

i'm not being paid enough for this, two-face, where are my cigarettes, i feel motivated again, harvey dent, idiots, my head hurts

I'm so tired.

dr_joan_leland May 09, 2009 22:30

You know you need a vacation when the seagulls at the beach steal your pretzel and you're too exhausted to do anything but stare disapprovingly ( Read more... )

two-face, where are my cigarettes, my head is killing me, so tired, not even shoes bring me joy, stupidity, i need sleep and a vacation

Holy crap

dr_joan_leland Mar 10, 2009 11:34

Part of one of my teeth came out at lunch today. I bit into an apple, there was an unpleasant pulling sensation, and suddenly I was holding part of a tooth in my hand. There is no emoticon in the world that could properly convey my horror.

It was part of the fillings I had to get after my teeth were cracked during that incident where I was murdered ( Read more... )

where are my cigarettes, damn it, that was disturbing, fighting, i am full of hatred, i need sleep and a vacation

Harvey

dr_joan_leland Mar 05, 2009 01:14

We have a problem.

mental breakdowns, jon crane, where are my cigarettes, arkham, harvey dent, i am full of hatred, i need sleep and a vacation

Attention Arkham Staff

dr_joan_leland Feb 27, 2009 20:33

I'm not sure which one of you thought it would be funny to read H.P. Lovecraft to some of the inmates, but hearing an entire row of mental patients chattering about Cthulhu, R'lyeh, and the death of the world will be haunting my nightmares for a while. Be assured I will find out which of you did it.

where are my cigarettes, work, that was disturbing, that was very strange, i need sleep and a vacation

Calling in sick to work

dr_joan_leland Feb 11, 2009 09:28

So tired. Ironically, staying up late to finish work has made me too tired to go in. I wonder what's going on in the soap operas these days?

arkham, work, i am so tired right now, i need sleep and a vacation

How does this keep happening?

dr_joan_leland Jan 24, 2009 21:25

Seriously? We weren't even drunk this time.

Harvey, are you positive Ivy hasn't done anything to you, pheremone-wise?

again?!, where are my cigarettes, harvey dent, this is getting ridiculous

Ah, victory.

dr_joan_leland Jan 21, 2009 16:38

I'd forgotten what it was like to read my personnel file. Crane's little notations are quite cute. I think my favorite was "Soul-sucking bitch monster from Hell."

Well, Harvey, I'm glad that our transaction went well. But did we really have to meet at the docks after midnight? Wearing all black?

wow, harvey dent, dr. crane