Whee!

[dr_liliripes]

Codeine makes the hurties go away!

Comments

[creepymcgee]

Do you get extra silly when you're high, cutie pants?

[dr_liliripes]

Not silly enough to entertain ideas like... like you might be... thinking of.

[creepymcgee]

i just think it's cute, that's all. It doesn't have to be all about sex all the time, my sweetie.

[dr_liliripes]

Aww, well... that's swee-

Hmm. :-/

[mr_nygma]

Did you "walk into a doorknob" again?

[take_a_spin]

Don't be ludicrous.

She told her teacher the truth; she fell off the swing. Again.

[mr_nygma]

Or did she fall down the stairs?

Again.

[dr_liliripes]

I don't know if I like where this is going. :-/

[theboiwonder]

Maybe if you gave up your life of crime and left that psycho clown you wouldn't need to medicate.

[dr_liliripes]

Maybe if you gave up your life of vigilante-ism and whining you wouldn't have daddy issues!

[paiyrx]

Heh.

[take_a_spin]

Welcome, welcome to the wonderful world of opiates! I invite you to indulge in its world of all-furniture-is-comfortable and phrases like "That may be my femur protruding, but that won't stop me from smiling!"

If you ever drop by the House, we deal in actual, proper opium in addition to morphine on floor five. I'll give you a nice discount.

[mr_nygma]

Speaking of The House, I know you're probably busy doing "important things" etc., but Fast Eddie thinks you should come online to cyber chat with him. He is very lonely and misses his honey bunny.

[dr_liliripes]

Sounds promising. Do you have grape flavour?

[androgyneninja]

Share the wealth, sug.