The drugs from my patch still haven't worn off. So, for the next few hours at least, I'm probably stuck like this. It's odd to say the least. I borrowed some of Tim's clothes, which fit horribly.

So many things that never bother me while I'm myself seem like mountainous problems when I'm Jack. I can't hardly wait to be myself again. In the mean time ( Read more... )

I miss you already!
I put your burnt white puff in some formaldehyde!
I left the glass in my shoulder to remind me of you!
It's starting to get lots of pus :D

I'M SWEARING OFF CLOWNS.

FOR A WEEK.

What happened to the utility belt?

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DIDN'T LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


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Creepy's back in town!

That's right!

I had some extra super secret special stuff I had to do for the Outsiders, you know they can't hardly function without me! But I'M BACK!

And you knew it was only a matter of time!
ASK AWAY!!!

Thanks to Riddler I have a large supply of white paint. I used half a bottle of olive oil (extra virgin) to get my hair to slick down, and I kept my tongue in my head.

enjoy!

EDIT: newest pic, with a frilly new boa. You like J's foppy dressing so here ya go.

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He has a collection of protective cups, for "different occasions."

He has nearly a dozen different pairs of shoes.

He only has two uniforms, identical, and they both smell very off to me.

He only has one type of underwear but in a dozen colors.

He's so prudish he won't even take his socks off around me.

He never smiles.