Fun Facts About Timmy

[creepymcgee]

He has a collection of protective cups, for "different occasions."

He has nearly a dozen different pairs of shoes.

He only has two uniforms, identical, and they both smell very off to me.

He only has one type of underwear but in a dozen colors.

He's so prudish he won't even take his socks off around me.

He never smiles.

Comments

[theboiwonder]

What the hell?!?!??!! Did you just paw through all my stuff? >:(

And I won't take my socks off because you'll freakin' hide them in the freezer or something!

[creepymcgee]

I helped move all your shit, kid. I can't but notice funny things.
And I remember walkin in when you was takin off your socks and you got all embarrassed and hurried and put your shoes on instead.
PRUDE.

[theboiwonder]

Whatever.

[androgyneninja]

He never smiles.

D:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[creepymcgee]

Yep. You'd think he had a corn cob stuck permanently up his butt.

[theboiwonder]

I DO TOO SMILE SOMETIMES!

[androgyneninja]

That is a tragedy.

He needs some fun in his life also, he needs to get laid more often.

BRB baking him my brownies.

[unpaidpiper]

I'd be careful with my socks around you, too.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Wankwankwankwankwankwank

[unpaidpiper]

He only does that with your socks.

[ace_0f_knaves]

fyi im reading this in everybody's voices and hands down. dom has the sexiest voice

unfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunf

my hands look so cool

[ace_0f_knaves]

theyre so small!!!! wat?

[theboiwonder]

Somebody's sampling the peacepipe tonight.

[mr_nygma]

What did you expect, you Carny!

[take_a_spin]

I'm willing to bet that I could make him smile...

[theboiwonder]

Do I even want to know?

[take_a_spin]

I think you might.