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[dr_pritty_hairs]

I JUST SPENT FIFTY MINUTES BLOWDRYING MY HAIR. THEN I RAN OUT OF PRODUCT SO I HAD TO RUN TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME, WHICH TOOK ANOTHER FORTY MINUTES BECAUSE THE FUCKING STUPID CLERK RANG UP MY HAIR WAX AS POMADE, THAT BLOODY RETARD. HAIR WAX IS NOT THE SAME THING AS POMADE. IT GIVES DEFINITION WITHOUT WEIGHING DOWN MY GORGEOUS FLOWING LOCKS. GOD,

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[caps_cammy]

YOU'RE WORTH IT, CHASE. DON'T LET THOSE CRETINOUS CLERKS TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

[dr_pritty_hairs]

CAMMY, YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL FABULOUS GUY FEEL BETTER.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A QUICK VISIT TO THE MRI ROOM? I'M STILL FEELING BLUE BECAUSE OF THOSE CRETINOUS CLERKS.

[caps_cammy]

WHY NOT? IF FOREMAN DOESN'T RESPOND TO HOUSE'S PAGE RE: THAT GUY ALAN'S, UM... CONDITION, WE'LL WANT TO MUCH TOO BUSY TO RESPOND TO ANY PAGES FOR US.

[dr_pritty_hairs]

ROIGHT, ROIGHT, WE ARE BOTH SUPER-BUSY IF ANYBODY ASKS.

[capz_heiress]

EVERYONE KNOWS THE ONLY WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HAIR IS NINE-THOUSAND DOLLAR HAIR TREATMENTS

DUH!

[wilsoneyebrows]

OHHERS, WE'RE PARTIAL TO SOME POMADE MYSELF. WHEN WILSON'S NOT LOOKING, SOMETIMES WE ROLL AROUND IN COLOURED GLITTER FTW.

[wilsoneyebrows]

THAT SHOULD BE 'OURSELVES'.
CLEARLY THE LEFT EYEBROW FINISHED THE FIRST SENTENCE IN THE SINGULAR. TWAT BOX.