AND SO I WROTE A POEM

I MISS IT
I LOG ONTO MY COMPUTER
AND THE PRETTY
PINK
SCREEN
AWAITS ME
OH, DARKNESS IN MY SOUL
I HAVE NOT
TIME TO BLOG TODAY
AND NOW I STAND
AN EXPLODED SPLEEN IN MY HANDS
(EW, BTW)
MISSING MY BLOG

THE INTERNET IS YET AGAIN BLESSD WITH MY PRITTY HAIRS.

I SWEAR TO GOD, GUISE, I THINK I'VE MISSED YOU AS MUCH AS I WOULD MISS MY MOUSSE. IF I WERE EVER TO LOSE IT. WHICH I WOULD NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

SO NOW IS THE TIME WHEN YOU ALL GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE MISSED ME.

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