I think that I need to explain something.
Natalie Portman is the only Hollywood star I've ever had a crush on.
I dropped said crush back around episode one.
I have not been interrested in anyone hollywood since.
My love is now rekindled.
Behold, my goddess:http://www.

I am sitting in a small internet cafe in the heart of london, having paid a quid for sixty minutes of time. I have been traveling alone since Inverness, and will chronicle my adventures thus far in the text that follows ( Read more... )

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Why don't you ever want to play? I'm tired of this piece of string. You sleep as much as I do now, and you don't eat much of anything. I don't know who you're talking to. I made a search through every room, but all I found was dust that moves in shadows of the afternoon. And listen, about those bitter songs you sing: they're not helping ( Read more... )

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CONFOUND THIS PHILOSOPHICAL THINKING!!!

This one time, I was taking a walk in Morris, and I saw a cow standing in the grass. You know, just doing its cow thing, eating grass and all that cow stuff.
I was pretty hungry, so I killed it with my bare hands and ate it raw.
Because I'm Bill Pardy.

It's late. I should be abed. I was abed. It didn't work ( Read more... )

Scattered to the winds.
We live.
We die.
Sometimes we die before we live.
I'm being very emo.
My genetics support the theory I'll make it to 100, so I've got a long time to live.
I'll be fine in a few minutes once the song changes.
No sleep nonight.