Into the Devil's Snare

[dracoisyourking]

It wasn't enough that I allowed myself to be degraded into taking a position in a fake army that was Less than Captain, no matter how much I insisted on the upgrade. But after having been dragged through hell and back, chased, mislead, attacked, startled, cold, wet, and finally lost and found - by myself - again, I have only one thing to say

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[potter_mouth]

I AM NOT GOING WITH A DOUCHEWIMP LIKE YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE FLAMING CHASMS OF THE RAVENCLAW COMMON ROOM. YELLOW EYES? COME ON.

WAIT, MAYBE IT WAS THE BASILISK IN THE FOREST! OR PERHAPS IT WAS YOUR CONSCIENCE. 'HEY MALFOY, WE NEED TO TALK!' I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D RUN SCREAMING.

DOUCHEWIMP.

[dracoisyourking]

LISTEN ARSEMUNCH, those eyes WERE yellow and they WERE huge! It was NOT My conscience! It was NOT a basilisk - oh, look, not DEAD! And I was not SCREAMING.

I was shouting.

AND YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO RAVENCLAW WITHOUT MY CUNNING AND CHARISMA AND YOU KNOW IT ARSEMUNCH.

[potter_mouth]

I HAVE PERFECT CUNNING AND CHARISMA.

HEY, YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT WAS, A DRAGON. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--DRACO DORMIENS SOMETHINGOROTHER. YEAH, NEVER TICKLE SLEEPING DRACOS--THEY MIGHT WAKE UP AND SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.

[dracoisyourking]

I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

And SURE, if your cunning and charisma means DESTRUCTION AND LOUD SCREECHING. Are you related to a Harpy? Honestly.

[herbology_dork]

did you not read my post wherein i TOLD people to stay out of that greenhouse? how did you get in anyway? there is a password!

oh well, at least Harry didn't get eaten, not that the plant really would have hurt him....