Fear the Return (of Goatfuneral)

[dracole_wayda]

From Lord Azvaxazvaxus

Comments

[s3phir0th]

I'm sorry but... What? Is this a genuine post or some ironic jab?

This "Lord Azvaxazvaxus" sounds like a proper twat end. Nobody gives a shit about old-school BM anymore which is precisely why no one has resurrected it. I look foward to not hearing from him very soon.

Don't get me started on how much I hate eliteblackmetal. The biggest bunch of fascists on LJ. They actually believe they're some kind of superior human cult or something.

[dracole_wayda]

"Lord Azvaxazvaxus" is me and this is a satirical post. A really long time ago, before I knew you, I wrote some parody lyrics to a parody BM album and this is the sequel. You can see the original at http://dracole-wayda.livejournal.com/132039.html

[s3phir0th]

That's very reassuring :P Well done for accurately parodying everything that's wrong with BM.

Are you familiar with Blackthrone?

[dracole_wayda]

Yup, the lyrics to "Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone" are what inspired the first Goatfuneral album

[necrognosis]

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! :D

I just love Goatfuneral! Do you have the link to your first lyrics btw?

[necrognosis]

Nevermind, you just posted it...

[dracole_wayda]

It just occurred to me, I should create some fake album art and see if I can get Goatfuneral registered on www.metal-archives.com

[kaoru_chan]

Judging from those lyrics, I really really need to hear this stuff!

[dracole_wayda]

Good luck trying to find it. Rumor has it that Goatfuneral's first album is so rare that it only appears on ebay once every hundred years, when the moon is full and the planets are in alignment and the stars form some sort of sephirotic symbol, or something like that.

[smotheredinrust]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fuck, had I not known any better, I would have sworn this was R. Nattefrost's "secret" side-band..