In the realm of legalities, Goyle has been remanded to Azkaban for a period of six months, and his sentence is more brief than I had hoped for when he decided to put his fate in the hands of bureaucrats. In waiving his right to a proper trial and dragging this nonsense out indefinitely, our solicitor was able to negotiate Goyle's admission of ( Read more... )

What's all this, then?

I wasn't aware that my home was open to the general public now, Granger.

After much deliberation and soul searching, I have decided to entertain the possibility of holding another fundraising event for the orphanage. Potter, Maxwell and my mother have successfully twisted my arm and guilt-tripped me into this, for the record. To say that I'm hesitant to commit to an annual period of hell is . . . something of an ( Read more... )

Confessing recent events to Dora went about as I expected. It was completely dreadful for me, but Potter took it to an entirely different level. Like it or not, he's the only one of us who really grasps orphanhood from firsthand experience, and still he was the more composed party. The boy who was unwanted, having to tell the next generation ( Read more... )

Once again, Potter has been tormenting me by keeping busy in the kitchen, crafting delicious and fragrant things I cannot pilfer. Since we'll be hosting a mass Easter egg hunt at Widdleton tomorrow morning and the extensive hunting and gathering shall end with starving ankle biters, the ends justify the means ( Read more... )

Dearest Potter ( Read more... )

And once again, Potter is hacked off for a completely idiotic reason, and is presently giving his frustration an outlet through corned beef ( Read more... )

I fail to see what the big deal is, Potter.

If I didn't know better---and then again, perhaps I don't---I would think Potter was trying to clear up the dribs and drabs left in every little canister of sprinkles in the house when he concocted Oscar's birthday cake last weekend. Really, is there any other explanation for the state of this? Muffin took one look at it and accused Papa of ( Read more... )