The moment that tried me the most sorely came when, as the interview drew to a close, my mother took from her handbag a fat wedge of crosswords neatly clipped from the back page of The Times. She had saved the crossword everyday since I had been away, removing the answers from the previous day's puzzles with completely straight, careful scissors ( Read more... )

Scotty: How did you get so cute?
Kevin: I was born that way. What's your excuse?