So we did our weigh ins for the PRT today. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. J O's should be supervised by senior enlisted in everything they do. Yes that includes using the restroom. I know what you're thinking. The bathroom, really? YES, the bathroom. And if we're too busy, or just don't care, we need to lock them in the laundry room ( Read more... )

So I did something stupid yesterday. I got my nipples pierced. I know I know. Who would have ever though I would do something so crazy right? And by normal people standards it isn't that crazy, but I figured what the hell. I haven't done anything stupid in a while, so I did it. This shit hurts. Well anyway. I just had let you guys know what ( Read more... )

Well, I've been in the desert. I like my job, but I can't deal with reservists. The first group we worked with was fine. The next group was a bunch of inbred southern retards. I've never yelled and cursed at someone so much. They couldn't even execute the simplest of tasks that a brand new recruit learned in "A" school ( Read more... )

Q: How many French men does it take to defend Paris ( Read more... )

One of the guys here came to my room last night, and we watched season 2 of Voyager. My roommate was in the room, and he started talking about Star Trek. I didn't even know he was a Trekkie. That makes me like him a little more. But it also makes him a little more annoying. Why must they always do that. I came into work today, and my roommate ( Read more... )

Dudes, where did Raymond go? I haven't seen any posts since Sarah went to Nebraska. Hey dude, come back. You've gotta let me know what happened. Or at least let me know you're still breathing ( Read more... )

wow, I just realized that my journal is boring. I have to find some exciting things to do. Or at least that I'm allowed to talk about. I ran into some of the people I hung out with in Bulgaria. I had a blast with them. We had this all you can eat buffet for like $14, and we got stuffed. That was fun. Too bad we can't do that here in Kosovo ( Read more... )

Amelie Mauresmo lost in the 1/4 finals to Elena Dementieva. That's depressing. I was hoping she'd win on her home turf. Well, life here is ok. It's actually better than I thought it would be. I still hate most everybody higher in rank than me. And I've decided that I'm going to try and join the Air Force. Even though they have 16,000 too ( Read more... )

I can't believe I'm in Kosovo because President Clinton got a blow job by the worlds ugliest intern. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

84 days left. And today, the idiocy begins