I have GOT to stop drinking.....

[draculabiscuits]

Or I will seriously end up dain bramaged. I guess I could qualify for being an alcoholic, although I've never admitted that before; at least I haven't woken up anywhere crazy lately; like a ditch, or a dryer. I do remember carrying around one of my coworkers and the other night I stuck my face in Brandon's armpit. Save me from these memories. Ack

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[simulatedmind]

I'm not sure you should worry so much about the alcoholism as the fact that you stuck your face in an armpit. I've done a lot of crazy stuff when I'm drunk, but an armpit facial has never been even a remote possibility. That sounds more like a crack problem. ;)

[draculabiscuits]

What can I say? I am naive when I'm drunk, and at least it makes for a funny story. Kinda like making out with some chick in front of her boyfriend, no?