I finally figured out what a Geoduck (our school mascott) is. In the words of a very articulate lesbain, it's "basically a phallus". Yankee Doodle Dandy? A pimping penis puller (try saying that five times fast) So far this is my favorite class ( Read more... )

Wow.....first days are hard.
In the four hours I was in class yesterday, I already have two dissertations to read. Not essays disser-fucking-tations (which for those who don't know is a novel-size thesis people write to earn their PhDs) They must be read by tomorrow, because by then we'll have another four to read. I am crossing my fingers for an ( Read more... )

I need to start writing in this thing more. It's theraputic.

Brittany called me tonight and told me all her problems. I miss hearing about her problems face to face. I miss several people. I barely talk to Lynda or Natalie anymore, and the only communication I have with the Burghers is the interweb. It blows. I miss having people come over to do ( Read more... )

Tonight I saw the worst film ever made in the history of cinema. I suspected it was written by a small child.

I've made a lovely horrible discovery about the progress of my degree. I have 84 hours, 96 at the end of the semester. My school requires 180 tp graduate, so I am basically looking at an extra year. This wouldn't bother me so much if:

•  I ( Read more... )

I was sifting through my journal. It had been two years since I had written anything in it. I was amazed to find that a huge chunk of it was devoted to the little boys who broke my heart. Maybe because it's late or because I will probably never talk to any of them again I need to clear everything up. I doubt any of them will read this entry so I'll ( Read more... )

An update on life from yours truly.

• Last night whilest I made my way into a 7-11 for a Dr. Pepper, my car decided it was sick of life. So it died on me. Three unsucsessful jump start, and one fussy baby later, we left my poor car at the gas station.
• Georgia blows. Why anyone would want to live here full time is beyond me. They have loud tornado ( Read more... )

So I am sure you're all dying to know all about my birthday extravaganza Friday night. Boy was it crazy ( Read more... )

An Update on my life for anyone who still cares:

• My baby is now 6 weeks old and growing like a weed. He dosen't look like a lizard anymore, he looks like a baby
• I am now done with Fall semester at UTEP. As I was driving from the parking lot after my last final, I felt incredibly sad to be leaving. This by far was the best semester of my life. I am ( Read more... )

 As some of you may or may not know, I had my baby Thursday night.

So Steven and I went in at about midnight to be induced. I was set up on a bunch of machines and then we feel asleep for about 4 hours (the nurses coming in every 5 seconds of course) The baby was really high up still and my cervix was very thick and closed so they gave me drugs to ( Read more... )

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Ok so the army still has not put in Steven for Seatle (big suprise) so we were forced to come up with a new game plan:

I go back to Georgia after the semester ends until Febuary then we all move up to wherever were moving up to together. This is going to make things alot easier. It's still going ( Read more... )