Fall 2008 Seattle Urban Golf is October 18th! ☆

Seattle's Fifth Biannual Urban Golf Tournament/Bar Crawl is going down Saturday October 18th. All you need is a golf club, some fancy duds and a $3 ball fee to join. Bring your ball from a previous game and play for free!

Tee off is at 2pm.

Meet at Cal Anderson Park on Capitol Hill.

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LJ lost my default pic. It better find it, or I'm converting to facebook. I don't use this damn thing anyway. Blah.

The Unbearable Lightness of Bean Salad

Bertrand Russell potatoes

Ecce Homogenized Milk

The Critique of Pure Raisins

The Communist Antipasto

Husserloin Steaks

Deep-Freud Chicken

Foucault Cuts

Fear and Tremblinguine

John Stuart Milanese

Salade Nietzsçhoise

Henry David Thoromaine lettuce

Sir Roger Bacon

Hemlock

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Tue, June 2nd. Anaheim, Calif.

Popular video game World of Warcraft servers down for extended maintenance. Thousands wander the streets aimlessly, blinking in the bright June sun having lost their raison d'etre.

In related news, a co-worker reports Warhammer servers also experiencing difficulties. Whatever.

I had occassion today at my company's all hands to stand up in the balcony and fist pump and yell "For the Horde!". And I did.

*Ahem* Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I am still among the living.

Nothing else to report. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

I'm completely snowed in, holiday plans cancelled, friends too far to walk to. I guess I'll be playing WoW for Christmas. Wish me luck!

As you may or may not know, I work for an online retailer. Today in the course of my regular duties, I came across an item's detail page wherein is listed all the expected technical specification under a description of the item. As usual height, weight, and material were all listed as normal, but I blinked, paused and reread the last line of specs ( Read more... )

So back from my business trip to Toronto. Meh. Shmoozed. Got shmoozed. Overall productive, but uneventful, which I suppose is also good. I've never been to Toronto, but it was pretty much what I expected. Nothing spectacular. It's tough to tell from a business trip, but it won't be working its way up on my list of holiday destinations anytime soon.

 Okay, first off, no fair turning up the gravity in my apartment. That's just mean. Second, this doesn't sound like me at all:
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