My Family is Retarded, Part 2

[draggingmuppets]

Daylight Savings Time is a bitch, kids.

Last night, before bed, Maggie told me she was worried about her hamster, Bean. She said she saw his balls, but she thought he had something enormous down there that might be a tumor. Smirking, I went into her room and took a look at him. My suspicions were, of course, confirmed.

"Maggie, it's okay. He's

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[zoefruitcake]

Clocks haven't changed here yet.

Go hamster go!

[justcari]

Bwah hahahahahahaha!

Thanks for that. Needed me a Monday pick me up.

[lagioconda]

that story made my day!
hee-larious.

[laddertothemoon]

See? Leave it to me to buy Maggie a hamster who is a frequent masterbater.

[beatsista]

One good reason to have pets around kids, they are so educational! - and cute.:)