003 // voice [fourth wall]

[dragon_and_vine]

Reparo!

[there's a silence, and then a noise of frustration.]

Why is this thing not working? I've tried everything and I keep hearing... funny voices. I suppose this is just something that this place is making happen. Though I certainly don't see the sense of it...
[her voice trails off, and there's a muttering of voices in the background;

Comments

[andy_longwood]

Man, you're cool, I wish I knew you IRL so we could start a book club and read some awesome shit together. How do you feel about ethnographies?

[dragon_and_vine]

Who--what--what are you even talking about?

[andy_longwood]

ethongraphy | noun

"the study and systematic recording of human cultures. Also a descriptive work produced from such research"

Tell me that shit isn't awesome.

[dragon_and_vine]

[she sounds completely bewildered.]

I'm afraid I still don't understand. Who are you?

[voice]

[destinedsorcery]

I'm not sure shouting at it will fix anything. It sounds like everyone's having that problem.

[voice]

[dragon_and_vine]

I'm not shouting at it! I'm using magic to try and fix it!

[she's not flustered at all, nope.]

[voice]

[destinedsorcery]

You're using-

[ after some undignified flailing on his end and the microphone muffling against his hand, he manages to get it back upright. ]

So you're- are you Ron's friend then?

[voice]

[dragon_and_vine]

Are you quite alright?

Ron's my friend. I'm Hermione Granger. Do you know him?

Voice

[puppet_potter]

You talk too much. Blah blah blah. Less about you, more about me.

Voice // what is this, i don't even. xD

[dragon_and_vine]

Well that's just rude!

I HAD TO! ♥

[puppet_potter]

Is not.

OF COURSE YOU DID AND IT IS WONDERFUL <3

[dragon_and_vine]

Yes, it is.

[spaceheating]

Sorry, but we're having the same problem here -- so yelling at me isn't going to fix anything.

[dragon_and_vine]

I'm not yelling at you. I haven't even the faintest idea who you are.

[spaceheating]

You're yelling through my laptop. Well I'm Jacob Black. Who're you?

[dragon_and_vine]

Your what?

I'm Hermione Granger. I'm sorry if I came through--whatever that is, but it's not directed at you, trust me.

[forcingloyalty]

So. You're here as well.

[dragon_and_vine]

Do I know you?

[forcingloyalty]

I am impressed a muggleborn could ever forget.

Surely you haven't so quickly forgotten your stay at my humble home.

oh my, she doesn't know what's happened. >:D muwahaha, ily.

[dragon_and_vine]

[the voice sounds oddly familiar, and she thinks for a moment, silence over the channel and then, very coldly,--]

You must be mistaken, Mrs. Malfoy. I've never been to your home before.