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[dragon_ash]

So today was...different to what I expected. I was supposed to start work as soon as possible after i went in and checked my scores - but that never eventuated. This is why

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[electriquedead]

I love you, but this is going in my memories.

[dragon_ash]

lol, i feel special :D.
It doesnt even hurt much more than a bump on the head would.

Ah, this is one to tell the grandchildren I think.
my war-wounds - fell down a flight of stairs with a knife, sumersaulted off my bed and hit my head on the wall, swam into the side of a pool and walked into a sign post. I'd facepalm, but i might damage something.

[greyswandir]

you already know my view on this, but it bears repeating - idiot. :P

[dragon_ash]

Sheesh! What do i pay you for? I get no sympathy!

[lizard_queen4]

*Gives pat on head*
You're special!

[dragon_ash]

yes, yes I am :D. I pride myself on it.

[dragon_ash]

I know! I saw the blood spots on the pavement today when i walked past :P. it looked so dodgy!

buahahah, no, but i can guess at it.
Nailpolish? Thats um...weird.

[dragon_ash]

Did it work?