Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant "idiot." from The Color of Magic
"You can't cross the same river twice, I always say," [said Granny].
Cutangle gave this some thought.
"I think you're wrong there," he said. "I must have crossed the same river, oh, thousands of times."
"Ah, but it wasn't the same river."
"It wasn't?"
"No."
Cutangle shrugged. "It
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