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ANNOUNCING A NEW ARRIVAL ...
JEANNE McKENZIE & MARK TAYLOR are tickled BLOOD RED over the birth of their second daughter, AUTUMN ANWYNNE McKENZIE-TAYLOR. After an initial meeting between Mark and Jeanne, followed by several years of LIVING IN BLACKEST GODLESS SIN, a decision was made to INTENSIFY THE MAYHEM by producing SCREAMING, POSSIBLY COLICKY OFFSPRING. Mark's SPASTIC AND ( Read more... ) -
Clever plan
Topic: Satan seeks to establish a "New World Order" by sending a stealth invasion of illegal immigrants to the U.S.
Discuss.
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Dying
I was born in a small hospital in a small town in Utah on a Tuesday morning in October of 1972. I grew up all over the western United States, including Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Idaho, and Washington. We moved around a lot and I don't even remember the names of all the towns we lived in, much less the names of the people I met along ( Read more... ) -
PSA from your friendly neighborhood lab rat
FDA Warns Consumers Not to Eat Certain Jars of Peter Pan Peanut Butter and Great Value Peanut Butter - Product May be Contaminated With Salmonella.
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is warning consumers not to eat certain jars of Peter Pan peanut butter or Great Value peanut butter due to risk of contamination with Salmonella Tennessee (a ( Read more... ) -
THOU SHALT NOT SPEAK OF THE HOLY FORESKIN!
Please try not to fall out of your chair from the laughter ....
Taken from www.slate.com:
Fore Shame
Did the Vatican steal Jesus' foreskin so people would shut up about the savior's penis?
By David Farley
Posted Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006, at 12:32 PM ET
In 1983, as the residents of Calcata, a small town 30 miles north of Rome, prepared for their ( Read more... ) -
My brilliant kids
Kieran is walking! She said something this morning about going out today to find a job ( Read more... )
