My sister is on myspace and she wouldn't tell me her name - "its none of my business" and she likes a lot of the bands that I liked more 1-2 years ago and played in my car when she was in it with me and she seemed to not like it, but now that everyone likes it kinda she likes it. you know life is a big fucking circle. this made me think of when ( Read more... )

The other day, while I was whistling a tune at Old slavery - (that's what the kids call it. the black kids? Yeah. Nooo.) This creepmaster enters ON and he comes up to me in surprise mode. Inside I was stunned but i kept my cool outside. (while rubbing the counter with his fingers and using a creepy affeminate voice) "do you have any men's ( Read more... )

At work, the legendary Old Navy, I was putting shirts away and I started laughing - the kind of laugh that comes from your belly, but I hardly make a loud sound. I bet people saw me and that just furthered their crazy person image of me. I was laughing because I was thinking of the time we went to wisconsin for gigi's birthday and we were ( Read more... )

The other day I was pooping up a windstorm when I moticed that there were these two leprauchans playing fooseball on my inner left calf. I know what your thinking - why were they playing fooseball, that is such an uncool game. I watched them anyway. As I watched them I started to poop a lot. The poo overflew the toilet and started to run down ( Read more... )

yeah so I was at work the other day and it was after the store was closed and we were cleaning. We were almost done, but this one girl/worker kept stopping to try clothes and asking how they looked. Finally I just said " What the fuck, if you don't stop trying on clothes I am gonna beat you up. Just kidding".

Hi, my name is kailtin, some call me pooface mcguilicuty, but you know how that goes. So there was this girl. She is a slut. She lives across the street from me diagonally. I saw her last night while I was at my friend Angie's house. She was wearing a candy bra - which is a bra made out of candy necklaces. She was yelling at us and after a ( Read more... )